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August 28, 2003


Four cities, four bases… coincidence?

I don’t want to live at the whim of my tooth.

Bes-It was great to see you. It was really the only thing to do at that point. Keep in touch.

Kak-You better call on Wednesday nights. What will I do without the standing offer for the tracheotomy?

Shoop-a-doop with the stroup-a-doop.

Sketchy guys step off.

One knock is literally one knock.

The Cook is a misogynist.

Blender Battles. Bring it.

Burke-I missed you.

Laurel-Sorry I missed your gathering. I will redeem myself …

Cots are for … not plums.

You’re such a snob!

No, just shallow.

No more dating hobbits, k?

El Hobbit. That’s not funny.

Shanthi is a news goddess.

Returning next week: David Stroup, ladies and gentlemen.

That is unless Cooke takes over your job, permanently.

Which would you rather give up saying, snap or dank?



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