Random thoughts while wondering if Bob Brenly could have actually pulled off a suicide squeeze against the Cardinals:
Why is everyone so scared of Anthrax? They were a vanguard of ‘80s hard rock.
Does Stephen Davis know that if he lived in Colombia, he would have been shot up in a parked car by now?
Ethan Hawke’s character in Dead Poet’s Society was much tougher than his character in Training Day.
I wonder if Packers lineman Gilbert Brown thought he could put “spread offense” on a bagel.
If Jesus saves, then Jagr scores on the rebound.
Why is it embarrassing when Kurt Warner thanks Jesus after winning a title but so damn cool when Zinedine Zidane pulls the same move.
If Osama bin Laden were a college football coach, he would be Steve Spurrier.
Hey, those Vittles cashiers work hard for your tip money.
If Kermit the Frog ever leaves Sesame Street, then face-lifted Jerry Jones will happily fill the role.
Ichiro is sick. The last time someone reached base on three infield hits in one game, Ben MacDonald’s Orioles rookie card was worth 130 bucks in Beckett’s.
That kid who killed his mom in Boston Public was the commisioner’s son in that show The Commish.
Has Kwame Brown registered to vote yet? Has Jordan registered for Medicare yet?
Auburn’s kicker has probably gotten with a lot of chicks since Saturday.
Dave Campo. Hehehehe.
If Eric Chavez was a pimple, do you think he would pop himself? We would.
Courtland Freeman is gonna blow up this year. Think Oscar Robertson, squared. That’s like averaging a quadruple-double.
Clorophyll?? More like Bore-aphyll!
How many New Yorkers are actually on the Yankees? Four? Paul O’Neill is from Ohio.
Who would win Celebrity Deathmatch between Bubba Sparxx and Paula Poundstone?
They really need to have a trivia quiz at the box office to see who gets the best playoff seats. Honestly, can Donald Trump name ANYONE from the Oakland bullpen?
God, Braves fans suck.
