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November 8, 2001


J-bo Anne?Too bad that was the best party we’ve ever been to in our lives …

1234?I love you

Kevbot?No way in hell will it ever happen.

Happy 20th Birthday, Kevin?KF

Did you used to be ghetto?

Megs?Welcome to the madness! As always, glad to show you that Philly ain’t got nothing on us.

To the hot gorilla?I want your monkey love.?Cocoa

“Marijuana is an illegal substance in the United States of America and I will NOT have it in my house.”?KJ

“Weekly Haiku! I write one daily!”

Shout out to DOPS?Why did you kick us off the field? We were just havin’ some good, clean fun.

CT?Better late than never. More to come.

KD?Enjoyed the party. Meet again??GA

Crackhead?I love your crazy ways. Now, let’s all get naked.”

“But it’s just such an intimate setting!”?EB

Oh baby, why you gotta be like that?

Happy Birthday Mommy?Sorry you won’t get this until two weeks late, but I still love you.?CT
To the dudes of 1412 36th?Thank you, thank you, thank you?AK

GP?Thanks for the story idea and letting me run with. I hope it turns out to your liking.?TheME

Gina Pace’s Weekly Quote?
“Isn’t life disappointing?”
“I’m afraid that it is.”?Tokyo Story

Peter Hamby’s Weekly Haiku?
Gina smacks her lips
Eating a double decker
It’s not Santa Fe.

Peter Hamby’s Weekly Comeback?
Along with haikus, I also write stream of consciousness novels weekly, you peon.

Justin: Hey, it’s *NSYNC
Peter: I’d rather be Prince William.
Justin: I’d rather die.

Just remember, chief, Kevin was the last person to touch it.

TL?Hey, guess what? You know all my lines.


Voice Staff
The staff of The Georgetown Voice.


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