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A’s Haiku:
Sometimes I tease you
Being big brother is fun
My sister hearts girls
Gina Pace’s Weekly Quote?”Dad is about to drain Jesse’s knee, and I should be in there, but I’m afraid I’ll hurl. Better buck up and get my ass in there.”?Lucy Pace
Cox and Seamans rock my world?LB
Hello! It’s Champs … It’s a Georgetown party you have to pay for!
JW?At least some people think that he could model …
DH?Yeah … in the ugly man modeling school!
Black box. Chatter box. Pandora’s box. Ha!
VOICE HEADS?Thanks for the help on the basketball issue. Now I can save the valium.?Peter
Anonymous limerick:
There once was a dean, Juan Gonzalez,
Who thought speech discretion was all his.
He’d confiscate paper
To make campus safer
From all the ideas that maul his!
Peter Hamby’s Weekly Haiku:
The nudie model
In my basic drawing class
Was reading the Voice
Peter Hamby’s Other Weekly Haiku:
The LXR roof
Is sort of like Bill Cosby
Awful simile
Are you comfortable up there?
To MKE and NCE?Now that you’ve seen the pig sty I spend my days in, will you ever look at my paper the same way again? Hope you had a good visit to the nation’s fair capital! Love, Jenny
It wouldn’t be Wednesday if I didn’t skip at least one class …
Charlie Brown?Polo … Will & Grace … my Thursday will be complete.
I’m getting sleep, Mom, really …
Eric Nazar’s Random Haiku Attempt
B, perhaps you are
Your khaki, but happiness
Is not Billy Joel
Bill McGonigle smells. And Will, sorry about the comic. Just make fun of Eduardo next time. ?PH
Are you ready for an evening of wine and cheese with the four fine ladies of 106?
