Billy Boyd rocking D.C.!!!
Cori?I love you; Ron is nothing; I think I have more money than Ron.?MJT
Midnight golfer? Yes, he is a midnight golfer.
To RB?Thank you for coming to our ice-cream social.
Mayor?Never turn down the Whitney Houston.
Yes that’s hoemotional. One word, spelled h-o-e-m-o-t-i-o-n-a-l. P.S. Hoemotional, who are you?
Richards have fun living in an RV down by the river.
Peter Hamby’s kind of monthly haiku:
J?rgen headbutts me
His sweaty house pleases all
And DeBonis twirls
“In spite of what you may have heard, as far as your authors are concerned, there is only one way to skin a cat.?Drs. Sebastini and Fishbeck, Manual of Vertebrate Dissection
CW?Hello my spanish chica! I’m counting down the seconds until spring break! Don’t forget about me cheec; I’m still here, missing you more than you can imagine!?TF
D-Bo?It’s good now, it will be better in the future, and we will laugh about this one day. No, seriously, we will. I’m not kidding!
To everyone begrudgingly doing table duty?You are beautiful. Especially with your noses all cute and red and chapped. Kisses, the bitch making you do it.
Pyschiatric help: 5?. Insults free.
Cat?Congrats on Arcadia from all the lovely ladies at 3806 T. Now, sit back, relax, and get really, really drunk. We love you!
Jen?Thanks for being my editor and my shrink. Put the 5? on my tab. Love, girl with a chapped nose.
Hamby?I wouldn’t have done it for anyone else.
Ja-Rule?Watch out for those Harbin doors.?Beenie Man
Wee man can … no, I can’t finish. I’m laughing too hard.
Tubman?You know I’d be yours in a heartbeat if it weren’t for that homewrecking pygmy.?Cori
