Grieco?I love you; why do you hate me?Janet Reno
Jennifer Ernst?You are my hero! You are the wind beneath my wings.?The Brown Committee Admissions Dept.
If Uncommon Grounds opens a stand in Lauinger, they had better offer 40-cent coffee, 24 hours a day, because otherwise I’ll just stick to the vending machine coffee.
Nobody likes me; everyone hates me; might as well listen to emo.
JML will be a scorned lover, ‘cause I’m spending my time in Leavey this semester.
A’s haiku for a:
You smell like donkeys
But I love you anyway:
You can ruin boys.
Oh bugger! Cruchy’s making a moo.
Brian’s first in a one-week series of “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue” poems:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The Voice is sweet
But not nearly as sweet as those who read our paper all the way through
To the guy who writes “in the spotlight”, wanna go out?
“I know what you ladies need … some long island iced tea in a bottle just $2.99, and this one’s on me!?wasted Wagners guy (Who drank those anyway?)
Note to next week’s columnists: Try using more questions and answering them yourself.
He’s got soft hands, quick feet and a big, wide body.?A commentator about our boy Mike Sweetney
Kaz, we took it to the hole! Thanks for all your help and I’m sorry about the bad tequila …
CW?So I hate Spain. It stinks even more that you love it!!! Whatever you do, don’t forget about Cuba’s lack of Internet access!!! Well, i guess you can tell i miss the cheecster. Please come back quick! BTW, talking to you today made me feel great!?TF
To my Unclassified friends, thank you for not making my life a living hell.
Insert funny plant quote—> Here.
To the members of the Brown Committee Admissions Department: As a potential candidate for admission, I am high desirious of setting up a personal interview at your earliest conveniences, where I can give you more background on my achievements in the fields of Fast Fetoosh and Cherry Garcia appreciation, and the procurement of RM, as well as my experiences as one blinded by the light. Please feel free to contract me with any questions or concerns at 1-800-ADMIT-ME. Yours very truly, a Friend.
I have a big non-romantic crush on Leisure. Ass-istants included.
Does it mean that my life is pathetic if getting molasses cookies is the highlight of my week? Yeah, I guess it does. But a million thanks, nonetheless …
Doug: The Sims is all that I had expected and more. Now, if it just worked …
To the Pan-Africanist: The new topic is killer. And you will survive, you sexy bitch you.
To all second-semester senior Voicers who visited the office this week: I miss you! Thank you for not abandoning me utterly, though?please make this a tradition!
GEZUNDHEIT!
Anne-bo Anne: I hereby rechallenge you to a rematch. Let’s see who makes an intellectual drunk THIS time.
So, this one time I was at this intersection? And I totally saw the cameras to catch people who run red lights?
Karoke. This weekend. You need to show, I mean, don’t go breaking my heart …
Dude. Chill out, ok? I’ve got it: 5 for the runaround and photocaptions are clear!
