REAL GIRLS PLAY SQUASH.
Katy?You are a failed state.
The theme of the week is REPULSION.
CW?Wow, I love text messaging almost as much as I love you!!! Please don’t be sad anymore!! damn airlines!?TF
What about crackers and hook?
Carol pause – Welcome to the madness!
Happy birthday to one of the hippest sports ass-istants around! Celebrate! Have a jello shot or two! Or just throw them on the floor, your call! In either case, have an amazing bday …
D-bo, Blake-bo, and Anne Bolyn?The music sounds better with you, and being able to celebrate with you makes celebrations that much more celebratory. Thank you! Love, J-bo Anne
I saw you: Selene Johnson. You were at the Tombs. You rose, rose, rose. Can we meet up again for steamy love behind the Siberian cafe? Or, failing that, just some hanging out? Maybe just hanging out …
WPC and LJD?An amazing job. Thank you, thank you.
JAE?Congrats on Boston, especially considering you are an international student and all. We’ll definitely come visit you.?Your loving staff
JJM?Your last days as president are nearing, but rest assured, your legacy will last for a long time. Thanks for all of your work and for making Georgetown better for people like us.?CT
S?I miss you.?L
Will?Thanks for not killing me this week. Remember that one day you will be in these shoes. Well, maybe don’t try to remember that too hard because you will cry. But you did a great job.