Speaking of pot pourri …
J-bo Anne?The past is almost done. The future is almost here. How very profound.?D-bo
Justain & A-bo Anne?Have fun in the Rock.?Love, the Trick.
Buy a sponge, bitch!
Ma, Pup, Shepp, X, Dan and Liz?here we go again!!!?noodle
Brian’s weekly “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue” Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My poems are usually better,
but this one will have to do.
IRC?Congrats on Vics!?BG
E.T. phone home.
Jello Shots?The new Voice tradition.
S?You’re my CB?L
Frank sucks!
No use crying over spilled milk.
To train a dolphin, you must think like a dolphin …
The televangelist commands came … and then the guy started jumping.
To the original 7?Rhat’s right, a year has passed, and it’s time to head back to the sandy beaches, warm jacuzzi and endless alcohol supply otherwise known as the OBX!
As for the new 4?you have NO IDEA what’s in store for you next weekend-don’t even try to prepare yourself-it’s gonna be OOC!
SLU?Why do you hate me? Don’t you want … to love? ?dB
D-World?Congrats on JKC! You deserved it!?J$
CW?Whoa!! Two weeks until this office goes crazy!! I can’t wait!!?TF
Thanks to all for making that the craziest party yet at 3806 T. Special shout-outs to Voice Sports (slogan: “Hooking up with you at parties since 1969”), the news ass-istants for continuing our proud jello shot tradition, and Jen for betting against me. Turning 22 wasn’t so bad after all.
It’s not caressing; it’s gently groping.
News Assistant weekly song lyric? Nothing to do nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated …
“I like what I see!”?? Meh, maybe not, but good idea anyway 0815.
Mamma Mia, here I go again.
I did not stick my tongue in Liam’s mouth!?J and E
I have a theory about you … that you have yet to unleash the true freak inside you.
Oh hi Marco! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on!
What do you want? The same as last week. Alright then fork over your $10.99. Oh yeah, and she’s 65, not 25.
Hey check this out! I’m gonna dribble! (bounce, smack … blood) Way to look cool in front of the high schoolers.
Hey sugar, you lookin’ for some love? Try Reservoir Road.
Should I throw my purse?
The thing is, everyone thinks he’s normal, but we know the truth.
VB 63 recap?311, Axis of Evil, squash girls, Alero, Ling Ling, Trading Spaces, playing cards, the feud is on … many more to come!
News Assistant Word of the Week?Refulgent?adj. shining, radiant, glowing, resplendent
This is bullshit! You give him all the easy ones!
Whenever I see people walking up the hill to Leavey they look like immigrants. You know, huddled masses yearning to be free.
I said under the bridge!?CJ
So sad, so desperate.
The travesty of the chocolate-covered raisins ownership is emblematic of all that is right about you, my friend. Gros bisous.
Official leizhur uniform: collared shirt, dark sweater, pants. Pants optional.
My apologies for the tardiness of the piece, dearest M., but hey, quality takes time …
To the longest-suffering man in showbiz:
Keep pointy objects out of your eyes. This paper, and I, need you able to see! Love, your biggest fan.
