Dbo: The past is almost done. But thank you for making it so damn much fun.
Pumpkin: Romancing Romeos and filling out countless invoices kept our head above water all semester. This page wouldn’t exist without your efforts, thank you.
Sunshine: I’d wish you luck next semester, but I think I’ll save it for after when I’ve given you a letter home. Thank you for running the tightest Vox ship in recent memory.
Freshman Rob: I think I stopped calling you freshman Rob because you got all mature and stuff … thank you for your beautiful artwork and beautiful attitude.
Jennyfer?I thank the anneau magique and the mimes, but I mostly thank you?Kathereen
Looking for lackeys in nefarious plan … full funeral benefits paid?Dr. Okey
I love Starbucks more than your mom!?Jonathan McLeod
Dawn: You make your momma proud :) Stay Strong?Choc
Debbie Hwang?Justa say hi … that night in the bedroom was fun until you tripped me into the bathroom. Bored?A.W.
SLU?I don’t think they were going to have sex. They were kissing because they were really happy … like one of them got into college or something?dB
S?Saturday isn’t that far away?L
JE?You’ve got me addicted; I’m a lifer now. Couldn’t ask for a better EIC?L
George R.-If only we could have peppered this section with obsenities, it might have been something great. As it stands right now, Eh …-J.C.
LD: The fact that you always look over my shoulder as I correct should infuriate me, but doesn’t. Guess that means you’ re the best …
Dear Voice, please enter the invertoscope, and take what you will from the following: I was only ever doing it to pad my resume and I didn’t love any of it at all.?J.C.
To the old guard: May we live forever in … I dunno, a cryogenic deep-freeze, I guess.
F.N.-May this make it public: Sorry if I was a big asshole.-J.C.
May this be forever my mantra: Whatever. Whatever.
She’s a cunning linguist.
Julia’s Quote of the Week: “Sophomore year is when I really got hit. It was bad. I got a B+ in history.”?RMikes
Brian’s final in a series of “Roses are red, Violets are blue” poems: (but this time, I’ll throw in an extra, just because you guys deserve it)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The Voice is amazing
but not as amazing as the Class of 2002
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
enjoy these last few weeks
as much as I’m going to do
(wait, based on extreme popular demand in the office, i’m throwing in a third one, a one-time only deal)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
so long as you keep reading these poems
you might start writing them too
Bzuan: Not only do you do eds, you write poetry, too! Amazing … thank you for all.
News girls: I would have killed for ass-istants like you, but I’ll take having the inestimable privilege of being once removed.
Marco: I don’t think a day went by that you didn’t shock the hell out of me, and I LOVE it. Merci pour tout …
Cindy: Crack kills, but you rock out?you and your reviews.
Julia, Erin?For bringing the double X back to sports, I will forever admire you. That, and because you’re great people.
Kazuo and Alana: The pics this year have been so, so good … I mean, you just did it in spades. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Joseph: To one of the only people who understands what it all means: thank you for being there (even if late) because it always meant the most.
CT: Because the ride home made me nasuseous, but I still looked forward to it. Because you know the damn AP style guide better than, um, everyone. Because you make me nervous and because you always use the same jokes and because you made this for me, absolutely. You were amazing, you will be amazing. My only regret is not being able to be on your staff. Thank you.
Danielle and Brandon: Web staff past and present. Thank you for doing the most thankless job and even going so far as to like it … kisses, the grateful eic.
JC: I just corrected one of your unclassifieds. Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Thank you for putting up with it for four years …
JAE: You know you rock, you can cry on my shoulder, although it should be a party. Peaches: this is the ‘I love you’ that should have been in a thousand other issues. KP- you have been everything I always knew a friend could be. News Master A: you rocked as NewsM, visit me in New York. News Master B: ditto. Danielle, Rob, Anth: without you three I would literally have gone insane. Voicers: I’ve lover every minute, thanks.- JM
RMikes: You singlehandedly stopped me from quitting so many, many times back then … I am so glad that the really really smart kid from Intro to Philosophy turned out to be such a great guy.
Voice Sports: Causing the entire paper to spiral into rampant Voicecest since 1969.
Superman?I promise I won’t be excited for you. Sorry about the missing omelet. I’m so lucky to have a “virile, strong-willed, cocksure” guy like you around, even if you do belong to that weird library cult.
Voice Sports: Raising the sketchiness factor since 1969. Need someone to puke in the office? We’ve got it! Need breast comments? We’ve got ‘em!
KK,BS,CJ: You guys are the most amazing assistants that an editor could ever wish for. Thank you so, so, so much for everything you’ve done & remember not to get high off of spray mount.
Kaki01: The next News Master General! Don’t worry, you’ll be awesome … just be a hardass & let Juan Gon know who’s boss. Good luck … not that you need it.?DH
J-bo Anne: Congratulations, you’re done. No more ed board, no more read, no more me ignoring you on Thursdays. Good luck next year … I’m going to miss you more than you can ever fathom.
CT: Thank you for your infinite patience and immense knowledge of Quark. You will do an amazing job as EIC … good luck with D. ?the News Master General, no longer.
News Master General?You’re the best news editor ever. What would you do without three helpful freshmen crowding around? Southerners stick together. Don’t forget us next year. -News Assistants
News Assistants #1 and #2?we don’t go everywhere together, just most places. Here’s to another three years of fun observations and long hours in the office- #3
Well, I’m definitely going to be the piano man soon.
