Attention Georgetown?There are facilities for you to use the bathroom. Please use them. Do not use the tent or the bushes.
I’m sorry, did you not read my voices piece? I’m a great man. Could you find anyone better than me?
You’re awesome, your room is awesome, and your phone is kick ass.
I feel like I’m living death.
ENJOYING PUSH, NEVADA?
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(The vainglorious return of:)
Peter Hamby’s Weekly Haiku
If you were this hot
I bet you’d sweat a lot, too
… Bag your own bitches
Are you on the Yankees badwagon? Yeah, I thought so. You probably suck. We all hate you.
I mean, I was Catholic up the ass.
Happy Birthday, Mary.
I have a gift for you. It’s a lollipop?DH
A?”Deny, deny, deny … ”?H
Back to the commune, here I go?KMC
Steve “Is that French” G?I’m French!
CB?We’re going to attack this world and find the perfect guys. No more “Only the lonely” for us?CT
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