The Sports Sermon

“Our nation enters this war reluctantly,” Bush says. “We will accept no outcome but victory.” Well George, there is but one way to ensure victory. It is not through war, it is not through dirty bombs or shivs in the belly. It is not through carpet bombing or Tomahawk cruise missiles.
There is but one way. Put Roy in the ring with Saddam, and let Roy punch Saddam in the junk. Repeatedly. Because once Roy Jones, Jr. has punched you in the junk, it’s over. All that’s left after that is a dirty bomb in your pants, and you might as well go crying home to mommy.
Y’all musta forgot.