Happy Birthday, Judy!
I don’t get many things right the first time
In fact, I’m told that a lot
What the f.
Does 27 off-suit make you sick? Have you seen the movie Rounders over 20 times? E-mail Rounders101@hotmail.com if you’re down.
Godspeed the U.S. Postal Service.
Be my piano tsar.
“Happiness … hap-penis!”
I was making out with my cat.
Haley Joel Osment look-alike contest.
Rosazza-swoon.
Marco-It’s still not too late to come down. Oh wait, you’re taking the GRE. Sucker.
Sleep doesn’t intermingle with noise.
Seriously.
Who takes Staircase R?
FMC-1? Come on now.
Where’s Lizzie? Call me.
