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October 16, 2003

Free Unclassifieds:

15 days.

To the asshole who broke the side mirror of my Dodge Neon on Prospect St.-Please bring $100 to 3630 N St. and a bottle of wine. Make that two bottles, asshole!

Bizzie Lizzie.

“I don’t know if I’d want them cot-ed”

Reinheimer-consider yourself germanized.

Cubs fans: here’s a pre-emptive shut the fuck up.

Caught! Unplugging a vending machine in Lyon. Somehow, I’m not surprised.

Wanted-American woman to sing alphabet song indefinitely.

Suck it, Trebek!

Maybe … perhaps … for vodka? Maybe … perhaps … for American dollar?

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If you or your spouse were under the age of 20 when married, you may be eligible to participate in a research study at Virginia Tech. The purpose of this study is to find out how couples that married as teenagers are able to build successful marriages. We are looking for couples to share their experiences. Couples will complete a brief questionnaire and interview. If you or someone you know might be eligible, please e-mail, or call 800-699-2466, mailbox #978-645-3210. Eligible couples will be compensated for their participation.

JERUSALEM WOMEN SPEAK: Three Women, Three Faiths, One Shared Vision
Women from Israel and Palestine-Jewish, Muslim, and Christian-talk about their experiences in the long-standing conflict and present their vision of a just peace.
Oct. 25, 8:40 a.m.-10 a.m., Holy Land Christian Ecumenical Foundation Conference, National Presbyterian Church, 4101 Nebraska Ave., NW. Must register for conference, call (703)556-4871.
Oct. 26, 9 a.m.-11 a.m., The Peace Caf? at Mimi’s American Bistro, 2120 P St., NW.
Oct. 26, 5 p.m.-7 p.m., Christ Memorial Presbyterian Church, 6410 Amherst Ave., Columbia, Md. Call (410) 997-8011.
Call (202) 863-2951 for more information about the Jerusalem Women Speak Tour or other tour dates..

GLF is a new group for gay and lesbian faculty at Georgetown. For inquiries write to

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