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January 23, 2011


It’s a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening T.V. And you knew who you were then; girls were girls and men were men … Guys like us we had it made, those were the days.


They were four men living all together, yet they were all alone. Love, exciting and new. Right alone in my chair, she won’t know that I’m there. What would we do, baby, without us? There’s a time for love and a time for living. Try, try, try to separate them, it’s an illusion. Your heart is true; you’re a pal and a confidant. Come and knock on our door, we’ve been waiting for you. You want to go where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came. I want Charles in charge of me.


Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed like Robinson Crusoe as primitive as can be. Keep Manhattan and give me that countryside. They’ll have theirs, and you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine. Good times—ain’t we lucky we got them? He’s always on a steady course. A long lost friend gives every dark street a light at the end. We can rebuild him.


Believe it or not I’m walking on air. I’m living on the air in Cincinnati. We got the world spinning right in our hands. Feels so right, it can’t be wrong. We finally got a piece of the pie. You’re going to make it after all. And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.

Brief Interruption

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A couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. What do you do when you’re branded and you know you’re a man? The eyes of the ranger are upon you, any wrong you do he’s going to see. Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. Still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. Suicide is painless; someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.


Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about. When the country was falling apart, Betsy Ross got it all sewed up. And they say he ran away to boldly go where no man has gone before. Believe it or not it’s just me. As days go by there’s room for you, room for me.

Cast & Crew

(in the order that they appeared)

Family Matters

Full House

The Beverly Hillbillies

All in the Family

The Brady Bunch

The Love Boat

Saved by the Bell

Family Ties

Who’s the Boss?

Married with Children

The Golden Girls

Three’s Company


Charles in Charge


The Beverly Hillbillies

Gilligan’s Island

Green Acres

Diff’rent Strokes

Good Times

Mister Ed

Perfect Strangers

The Six Million Dollar Man

The Greatest American Hero

WKRP in Cincinnati

Growing Pains

Happy Days

The Jeffersons

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Laverne & Shirley

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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air


Walker, Texas Ranger

The Dukes of Hazard

The A-Team


The Dukes of Hazard

Welcome Back, Kotter



Star Trek

The Greatest American Hero

Family Matters

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