Cameron Smith

Sports

Sports Sermon

Ahhh, poor Philly!! Look guys, next year I’ll buy the stick ‘em for the wide outs if they’ll just hold on to the ball. James Thrash and Todd Pinkston dropped more balls than Cosby dropped babies in his career. Well, at least Philly has other teams. Well, come to think of it, Iverson’s been in and out of injury for the Sixers, the Flyers are slumping, and, well, Temple hasn’t been good in almost as long as Don Cheaney hasn’t had hair.

By January 22, 2004

Sports

Sports Sermon: UCONN

OK, everyone call off the rest of the season. It’s time to name a champ. UCONN is better than anyone else in the country is. Far better. In fact they may be the best college hoops team to come along in a decade. Now, the serm doesn’t want to curse them into losses, (remember that Fear Da’ Frogs article?), but we don’t think that’s possible.

By January 15, 2004

Sports

Sports Sermon

Soviet era nuclear war has finally met its match. Move over communist Russia and god-fearing U.S., here come the Red Sox and Yankees. That’s right folks, while teams like the Arizona Diamondbacks and Milwaukee Brewers, and even the playoff perennial Oakland A’s are cutting payroll like lumber, the Sox and the Boss are opening their wallets and bringing in the biggest guns available.

By December 4, 2003