So how was it? The first hang-over sitting on-the-couch, hand-down-the boxers Sunday of football watching? Holla! We struggle getting out of bed for our 1:15 classes, but you know we jumped out of bed at noon for some football watching. Some things are apparent after Week One: The Rams have nothing. Kurt Warner needs to strap on the headset and hold onto the clipboard-it’s Bulger time! And the aging Marshall Faulk? He’s running slower than a Chipotle burrito down your digestive tract.
The Kansas City Chiefs offense is coming to play. Priest Holmes-2,500 combined yards and 30 TD’s-not out of the question, redunkulous! And we can’t wait until someone gets Daunte Hall-ed! Whoop, whoop (Insert Chris Berman voice here)
The Eagles, well, they got bent over worse than a Kobe Bryant blind date in Colorado. The only team to get beaten worse by the shutout stick was the Pats. Wait, the Pats are playing the Eagles this weekend. Coincidence? Probably not, but hey, Chris Berman, your New England-Philadelphia Superbowl prediction isn’t looking too hot.
Why are the Atlanta Falcons winning? If I was running things, I’d throw the season, draft right-handed Marcus Vick from VTech, and run a 2QB Offense, Vick and Vick! It would redefine football faster than John Madden could eat his Thanksgiving Terducken.
What’s with Melissa Stark not on the sidelines for Monday Night football. One word: furious!
Tired of hearing about football? How about some Georgetown beirut scores? Well, the Sermon isn’t there yet but expect to hear from us after this Thursday’s first Annual Senior Beirizzy in the Hizzy Tournament. It’s about to get very serious!
