Miss Cleo beware, you have company! “Be ready, ” Jamal Lewis told his friend on the Cleveland Browns. “I’m going to break the single season rushing record.”
What started out as a little trash talking turned into one of the greatest self-predictions ever made. Jamal Lewis makes Babe Ruth’s home-run call sound like an MSB student predicting an “A” in Ecology of the Ocean. You da man Jamal! Just keep those ACLs untorn.
Right now the Redskins, Vikings, Panthers and Seahawks are undefeated and leading their respective divisions. Last year none of the above won more than eight games. We talking fakes or real deals?
The Vikings play in the weakest division in football and Culpepper has overtaken Favre as the man in the NFC North. Vikes—playoff bound.
The Carolina Panthers blocked three Martin Gramatica kicks. More importantly, the Carolina Panthers kept Martin Gramatica from excessively celebrating three kicks! Panthers—for real.
Matt Hasslebeck doesn’t have hair, but he’s got weapons, and a brother who’s married to cutie Elizabeth Filarski from Survivor II. Seattle—for real.
The Redskins offense is scoring points, but with a defense including Champ Bailey and Lavar Arrington, why are the Vickless Falcons putting up 31 points against them? Redskins—TBD.
What, you may ask, is not to be determined? The first-ever Senior Beirut Rankings: No. 1 Puss and Abomb, No. 2 K & G, No. 3 P$ and Web, No. 4 Mese’s, No. 5 Dita and Yella. Think your worthy of the ranks? Send us your tourney results and we’ll check out your game.
