No one was happier than I was when January treated us to balmy weather for a couple of fleeting days last week. I’m serious; when it’s not snowing, I hate winter. The chapped lips, numb extremities, ill-fitting hats and layers of bulky wool make me anxious and uncomfortable. That being said, I was surprised and appalled by the number of Georgetown ladies sporting sundresses and skirts during those two unseasonably warm days. Am I the only one who realizes how inappropriate this is? It’s January. In January, wearing a sundress when the thermometer hits sixty degrees is the fashion equivalent of wetting your pants with excitement: overzealous, and (eventually) uncomfortably cold.
Until global warming has its way and D.C. gets temperate winters, filmy dresses and flimsy skirts need to stay in the back of the closet. No one wants to see pale, mid-winter legs paraded around when they’re supposed to be secreted away and disguised for at least three more months. It wasn’t even warm enough to be comfortable in bare legs; I saw my fair share of goosebumps in classrooms, and ladies, if you need to wear Uggs and a wool coat over your pretty little frock, you’re probably not dressed for the weather. Save the resort wear for St. John’s.
I’m not saying that warm weather shouldn’t be enjoyed to its full potential, but do it in a tasteful manner that gives a nod to the current season. Wear bright colors that complement the happy, sunny day. Never underestimate the power of a good t-shirt and jeans combo (but remember to throw a sweater over your shoulders because, don’t kid yourself, it’s damn chilly in the shade). Leave the parka in favor of that cute blazer you bought on sale at the end of last season. Revel in the fact that you can wear flats without your toes getting numb and the tops of your feet getting chafed by the wind.
Unfortunately, unless God is really smiling on me, we probably won’t have another break from this soul-crushing, bone-chilling cold, so none of my good advice will go to use. But still, think of it this way: if you waste all your cute dresses now, what will you wear come spring?
