Jacob Gardner is a freshman in the College from Sarasota, Florida. He has not yet become a popstar, but is working on it in between shifts at the revive-Karl-Marx factory.
I’ve spent most of this year trying to act normal, but the truth is… I’ve been stalking Eli. Not in a scary way (yet), but in the only way that... Read more
There are universal milestones that mark our passage through adolescence and into a more self-aware, exhausted adulthood. These “canon events” include a first heartbreak that feels like the end of... Read more
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