I dream a lot. Unfortunately, I remember very little about these dreams. My memories of dreams are mainly driven by pure fear, meaning I am well acquainted with the regulars in my nightmares (which have only been getting weirder). While the dread of becoming more self-aware prevents me from interpreting my dreams, I can interpret you through them. Take this quiz to see which star of my nightmares has the same energy as you—absurd options only.
