Vagina Monologues auditions were held this week, and the e-mail promised that “every vagina will be heard.” We’re pretty sure they prefer to be called women now.
Chris Matthews of MSNBC’s Hardball is scheduled to host a live show in Gaston Hall on Wednesday, Jan. 22. Fans of ill-informed, outspoken assholes are invited to attend.
The Georgetown Lampoon (www.georgetownlampoon.com), Georgetown’s first online humor magazine debuted this week. At least they got the online part right.
The 9:30 Club will host anachronistic group Bone Thugs-n-Harmony. Flesh-N, Krayzie, Bizzy, Wish, and Layze Bone will be on hand to discuss just what the hell happened to them.
Pete Townsend, guitarist for The Who, was arrested recently on charges of possession of child pornography. No word on whether or not he was caught masturbating “windmill style.”
The new film Nicholas Nickleby, an adaptation of a Charles Dickens novel, sucks.
