Sleep with the Voice

Hi, we’re the Voice. You know, a lot of people think that once you get your own campuswide newsmagazine it’s really easy to get lucky. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the only one of us who’s getting any cookie at all is Dave Stroup, and that’s just ’’cause he’s a well-hung stud. The rest of us are sleeping alone, except for Kathryn and Bailey, who are sleeping together … Which is why we’ve come up with a great new idea-Georgetown’s “Sleep with the Voice” Essay Contest. It’s easy, you write to us, you tell us in 100 words or less why you want to sleep with the Voice. We don’t care what you look like; we don’t even care if you’re conscious (chances are DeBonis won’t be conscious either). The only rule is you have to be alive and, well, Liam’s flexible on that. Here’s a sample entry, “Dear Voice, I want to sleep with the Voice.” Great, you win. Here’s another that’s just a phone number. Terrific, less work for us; what do you like for breakfast? You don’t have to be creative. Hey, you don’t even have to write it-have your friend write it. Is your friend cute? It doesn’t matter, because you’re beautiful and nobody understands you the way we do. Georgetown’s “Sleep with the Voice” Essay Contest-Because we’re not getting any better looking.