“A Mazda miata is a lunch box on wheels just before it bursts into flames.”-Andy on www.dumpdave.com
McNabb steps back, fakes a pitch to Westbrook, looks around for a receiver. He scrambles to his right, shakes off a defender and unleashes a 50 yard bomb. Terrell Owens catches it, he’s at the 30, the 20, the 10 the five, touchdown Eagles! Wait, what’s TO doing? He’s reaching into his sock, and, oh my lord, he’s pulled out a Pat’s Cheesesteak. He’s eating the cheesesteak in the end zone! But wait, he’s forgotten the wiz. Oh no! The fans of Philadelphia boo.
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles for giving us at the serm hope once again after becoming the Buffalo Bills of the NFC . You got the Freak, then you got TO’d, now it’s time to bring in the (Ty) Law.
Now onto the Big Dance which is March Madness, and the only reason why we at the serm came back from the beautiful beaches of Spring Break. No sporting event is more exciting or gives us more reason to skip class than the NCAA Tournament. Our pick this year: North Carolina. Don’t sleep on the Tar Heels because Rashard McCants is a playa. Wake Forest could surprise some people as well.
This year it’s wide open with no clear cut favorite. Looking for first round upsets. Expect losses from Florida and just about every Big East team not named UConn. Yes, we still think they’ll win it all, despite the earlier losses.
And here’s hoping that the Dookies have an early exit so that talks with Johnny Dawkins may begin for the Hoyas. And throw talks with Wojo in too. Sit back and smile Hoyas fans, all ties to the John Thompson era are finally gone, and it’s time to turn over a new leaf and bring Hoya Paranoya back to the Hilltop. It’s been a while but let me see if we remember how this goes: Hoya Saxa!
