Reviews Haiku’d

By the

November 19, 2014

The Hobbit

“How shall this day end?”

With Bilbo, the homies, and

A big ass dragon

Fifty Shades of Gray

Sex, sex, kinky sex,

This girl looks like she’s fourteen

What’s with the blindfold?

The Hunger Games

Has Katniss lost it

Or will she keep up the fight?

Hashtag free Henle

The Gambler

Marky Mark’s in debt

And Jessica Lange is pissed

Dolla dolla billz

Into the Woods

Sondheim musical

Mother fuckin’ fairy tales

With a dark-ass twist

The Babadook

Can’t exactly say

What a damn babadook is,

But it freaked me out

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