April Fools’ 2025

April Fools' 2025

The case for the Georgetown Bubble™

There are two important bubbles at Georgetown: Georgetown Bubble, the student-run bubble tea pop-up that has become a staple at the beloved farmers market, and the “Georgetown bubble,” the metaphorical... Read more

By the April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

The Voice’s top 25 uses for The Hoya

Umbrella To shield a table when you’re painting To wipe your ass Kindling for a fire To place under a rickety leg to fix an uneven table Picnic blanket at... Read more

By the April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

Ten Georgetown women making #herstory

As an 85% non-male identifying newsmagazine, the Voice is proud to celebrate International Women’s History Month! While we unfortunately cannot name-drop each and every woman, here are our top 10... Read more

By and April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

Georgetown’s short list for the next university president

Since the resignation of Georgetown President John DeGioia back in November, the Hilltop has been rather grim. The provost and his election committee have worked tirelessly, searching far and wide... Read more

By April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

Every time The Corp has wronged us, in no particular order

To the 54th Corp Upper Management (CUM!): The Voice staff have compiled a list of complaints for your consideration. If you have any questions or to start a dialogue with... Read more

By the April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

Letter from the editor: Coming out of the closet

Dear readers…  As we approach graduation, I’ve been reflecting on my time in the Voice. I’ve taken the creaky, smelly Leavey elevator for four years now, and every time I... Read more

By April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

The ideal Georgetown cover letter

For the past three years, I’ve worked at the Cawley Career Center, training with industry professionals to help students perfect their job application materials. As application season comes to a... Read more

By April 1, 2025

April Fools' 2025

An Announcement from the editors of the Voices section

  We, the editors of the Voices section, shared this note with The Georgetown Voice team this morning and have decided to publish it for transparency: We are writing to... Read more

By April 1, 2025