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I’ve only ever been with girls. I want to go with boys.

By the Voice Staff November 3, 2005

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Power trip: check.

I left my dignity in Dahlgren fountain.

And your bra.

The deal was I run through the fountain, you make out with me. Damn you.

Not the magic formula you expected? Life is like that.

“Serenity Now?” “No, Sterility now!!” “The Amish?” “No, the office!”

Seniors work? Jay isn’t feelin’ it.

By the Voice Staff April 29, 2004

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Forty little Debbie Cakes.

The volume shall be yay cubits wide, yay cubits deep, and yay cubits high.

You should have seen what I did to your office.

We almost tipped the table over.

The Leavey Center was on fire, but fortunately my pants were not.

By the Voice Staff February 19, 2004

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Shazam! Alrightalrightalrightalrightalright! Ted Koppel is one of the beautiful people. Bailey-Wear shorts. Do it, do it. Bonus suggests culottes. Kak-Adopt a pigeon. Everyone here’s doing it. Laura your hair looks beautiful. What’s cooler than bein’ cool? Liquid nitrogen! Submit your unclassifieds to 413 Leavey or Uncommon Grounds or e-mail them to thevoice@georgetown.

By the Voice Staff December 4, 2003

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Now I know all the wrong terms, the stumbles and falls brought me here.

Does 27 off-suit make you sick? have you seen the movie Rounders over 20 times? E-mail rounders101@hotmail.com if you’re down.

-“You didn’t count the compressions!” -“Bitch, please.”

Delightfully campy.

By the Voice Staff September 11, 2003

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Happy Birthday, Judy!

I don’t get many things right the first time In fact, I’m told that a lot

What the f.

Does 27 off-suit make you sick? Have you seen the movie Rounders over 20 times? E-mail Rounders101@hotmail.com if you’re down.

Godspeed the U.S.

By the Voice Staff September 4, 2003

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Four cities, four bases… coincidence?

I don’t want to live at the whim of my tooth.

Bes-It was great to see you. It was really the only thing to do at that point. Keep in touch.

Kak-You better call on Wednesday nights. What will I do without the standing offer for the tracheotomy?

Shoop-a-doop with the stroup-a-doop.

By the Voice Staff August 28, 2003

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Attention Georgetown?There are facilities for you to use the bathroom. Please use them. Do not use the tent or the bushes.

I’m sorry, did you not read my voices piece? I’m a great man. Could you find anyone better than me?

You’re awesome, your room is awesome, and your phone is kick ass.

By the Voice Staff October 3, 2002

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REVENGE!

Dude’s sister can twerk.

SEARCHING FOR E? www.search4e.org

Give me three shots and I’ll wear them all night.

William Tucker’s here ??

I don’t know … but I do know this …

MEGAN! MEGAN! MEGAN!

Broom, mop and the funny third.

SEARCHING FOR E? www.

By the Voice Staff September 12, 2002

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REVENGE!

Thank you for bringing him into my life

Classic rock it, while we have a chance

Only losers CHOOSE to go to foam parties.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Sean … it’s just Jarosch

You Southern girls are disgusting.

Why are you watching me iron?

Don’t give Bonus no lines, and keep your hands to yourself.

By the Voice Staff September 5, 2002

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300 Minutes … total

My stereotype about English people is that they speak with English accents. Marco was there too.

Maybe I could just make one phone call, just to stir up a teensy weensy bit of drama…

J?I will see you in the AFL2 someday. Hopefully someday soon?L

S?I’m glad you’re happy?L

Julia’s not-so-weekly Haiku: Pukey took my car Drove five blocks to Safeway store There goes one headlight.

By the Voice Staff August 29, 2002

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Awemuweawemuweawemuwe …

A’s final haiku for a: Your first year’s over, I will sure miss you next fall: Big brother, li’l tear. J?, Joe and Jen?Three J’s I will not soon forget. Good luck smokin’ the shit.?DD

Now that I’ve got some space (and time) .

By the Voice Staff April 25, 2002

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Dbo: The past is almost done. But thank you for making it so damn much fun. Pumpkin: Romancing Romeos and filling out countless invoices kept our head above water all semester. This page wouldn’t exist without your efforts, thank you. Sunshine: I’d wish you luck next semester, but I think I’ll save it for after when I’ve given you a letter home.

By the Voice Staff April 18, 2002

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Speaking of pot pourri …

J-bo Anne?The past is almost done. The future is almost here. How very profound.?D-bo

Justain & A-bo Anne?Have fun in the Rock.?Love, the Trick.

Buy a sponge, bitch!

Ma, Pup, Shepp, X, Dan and Liz?here we go again!!!?noodle

Brian’s weekly “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue” Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, My poems are usually better, but this one will have to do.

By the Voice Staff April 4, 2002

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REAL GIRLS PLAY SQUASH.

Katy?You are a failed state.

The theme of the week is REPULSION.

CW?Wow, I love text messaging almost as much as I love you!!! Please don’t be sad anymore!! damn airlines!?TF

What about crackers and hook?

Carol pause – Welcome to the madness!

Happy birthday to one of the hippest sports ass-istants around! Celebrate! Have a jello shot or two! Or just throw them on the floor, your call! In either case, have an amazing bday .

By the Voice Staff March 21, 2002

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SLU?Your body is bangin’!?dB

Ma ch?re Orel?Joyeux anniversaire! Je te souhaite une bonne ann?e, pleine de joie … tu me manques! Happy birthday!! Gros bisous and much love, Jenny

CW?Oh my God!! My dad didn’t choke on his food!! I think it went really well!! This is one relieved tm?TF

DH?Did somebody want to order Chinese food?

Page 21 is full? We’re screwed .

By the Voice Staff March 14, 2002

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Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow?dB

WE are the FUTURE!?362

No one sets my loins ablaze like Stephanie.?DB

T, Sooz, V, Sarah?Someone in Texas is thinking of you now?Wigz

TW?To leave it in print at least once more, I love you with all my heart. I am sorry for treating you any differently than the best friend you have always been to me; you never deserved that.

By the Voice Staff February 28, 2002

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No matter what anybody says, Kaydee Bridges will never be as hot as Ryan DuBose.

Cause I’m easy, easy like Sunday morning There’s no way I would choose sketchy club guys over you, but news is still cooler.

311?Here’s to the Axis of Evil

Freshmen rock the Voice.

By the Voice Staff February 21, 2002

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Justin?Congratulations. I am so excited for you.

GI Swain?They need to put you in charge of the free world. Then, stuff would get done.

The Dudes of 1412?Thanks: Campaign Headquarters, Squatter Headquarters, without a doubt the best house in Georgetown.

Army/Conway?Money, cash, Hoes.

By the Voice Staff February 7, 2002

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CW?So calling cards and cell phones stink. I may have to get a job just to cover the cost of hearing your soft little voice! Do you want to spend one more night putting your section on the web while I wait for you! Or maybe a night cuddling with me while I’m on duty? Just 4 more weeks! Love, TF

You think I know, but I have no idea.

By the Voice Staff January 31, 2002