Faster
Smell what he’s cooking?
Faster, Billybob! Kill! Kill!
The Rock’s gon’ getcha.
Love and Other Drugs
Given the choice of
Love and Other Drugs…and drugs
I’d rather OD.
Black Swan
Hey Aronofsky,
My mom made me do ballet…
Sadder than your film
Burlesque
Think burlesque is hot?
Cher is pushing 65.
… Think I might be sick.
The Next Three Days
Australian strong man
He’s good now, but remember:
Beware flying phones
Tron Legacy
Trapped in the arcade.
Jeff Bridges. Neon spandex.
Daft Punk can’t save you.
The Tourist
Angelina’s hot.
Depp plays himself. Can you say:
Bankably vacant?
