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Here at the Voice, we’re all about following trends, so in this moment of crowdsourced news and steamy literature we’ve decided to combine the two. Behold the ﬁrst installment of 50 Shades of Blue and Grey, the new romance novel set right here on the Hilltop. This one’s courtesy of a ﬁ ctional member of […]
Outlook The Hoyas entered the past couple of seasons as a “team on the rise.” In 2012, that moniker still applies – but “contender” is a better term, especially for Head Coach Kevin Kelly. “Our expectation is to win every game on our schedule,” Kelly said. “We have the ability to do that.” That newfound […]
Hip-Hop Dancer Although few freshmen expect Georgetown to foster a hip-hop culture when they first arrive, Groove Theory has always been a crowd-pleaser among students. The student-run dance team embraces all different styles of hip-hop dancers—former gymnasts, ballerinas, cheerleaders, and amateurs combine to create the unique, kickass dance group that is Groove Theory. Aylin Unsal […]
Hey you there, reading the newspaper! I’m in a bit of a tight and sharp situation. I’m down here in the grips of this freaking great white shark. Why is this happening to me? Aren’t the odds of getting eaten by a shark one in a million? I mean, yes, but I’m a seal. Sharks eat seals all the time, but I always thought it would be another seal. Now I’m about to become a simple statistic. This shark won’t even remember me in a day.
Piranha 3DD sinks water-animal horror movies to a new low. And I’m not talking about Marianas Trench low. This movie just bites.