Every Vampire Weekend Song Ever, Ranked

Every Vampire Weekend Song Ever, Ranked

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09/13/2019

Ever since the release of Father of the Bride (2019), it seems like Vampire Weekend is all anyone can talk about. Personally, I had only heard “A-Punk” prior to their newest album. Other than that, I just thought they had a cool name. I discovered Father when “This Life” popped up on my Discover Weekly playlist by Spotify. The catchy nature of the song prompted me to listen to the entire album, which blew me away. That, in turn, prompted me to listen to every single Vampire Weekend song, ever. Every studio album, EP, B-side, and cover they had released. I then listened to each of these songs 50-100 times and ranked them all by album. After that, I comprised my ultimate top 10 list—the only time I’ve made one and been 99 percent sure I didn’t disregard any song in the process (I’m sure there’s some basement demo out there that I haven’t heard. If you know of any, please inform me). Oh yeah, and then I figured I may as well rank their other 47 songs while I’m at it because why not? Anyways, please dive in.

Top 10 Vampire Weekend Songs:

1. “Hannah Hunt,” Modern Vampires of the City (2013)

While I was scouring through all of Vampire Weekend’s albums, EPs, and singles, I completely overlooked this track. That’s because of its deceptive structure. The composition starts out slow and sleepy. It’s easy to toss the track aside for more upbeat bops like “A-Punk” and the new “This Life,” but in doing so you would be throwing away one of the greatest hidden gems of all time. “Hannah Hunt” is one of those songs that you ignore for the first 10 listens of the album. And why would you notice it, when “Diane Young” is right in your face from the get-go. However, by the 20th time I listened to Modern Vampires, “Hannah” was the only song I was paying attention to. The tune represents the perfect ratio of foreplay and satisfaction. The ominous bassline and drum pattern that’s present for the first 70 percent of the song teases us multiple times. As listeners, we are begging for something more and right as we’re about to explode, Ezra delivers a catastrophically beautiful climax, revealing the true depth of his vocals.

2. “Ottoman,” B-side to “Holiday”

This is definitely one of the lesser-known songs by Vampire Weekend. The song was released exclusively as a B-side to the single, “Holiday.” Composition-wise, it is highly superior to its A-side and deserves to be heard by the masses. The music snob within me wants to keep this song a secret, but that would be an injustice. Multi-instrumentalist Rostam Batmanglij somehow manages to incorporate an antique harpsichord sound, while still maintaining modernity. Also, look out for familiar lines from “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa,” as this is one of the few instances in which the band reuses lyrics.

3. “Walcott,” Vampire Weekend (2008)

“Walcott” is another song not originally released as a single. However, the hidden potential speaks for itself. This song offers a savory juxtaposition of energy with relaxation. Coming right out of the gate with the high intensity chords generated by a keyboard synth, “Walcott” then begins intercutting Ezra’s spoken-word vocals. Furthermore, the contrast of the drums and strings offer a sweet and salty mixture, similar to that of chocolate covered potato chip (if you haven’t already, do yourself a favor and try them).

4. “Giving Up the Gun,” Contra (2010)

Vampire Weekend thoroughbreds everywhere will rip me to pieces for saying this, but “Giving Up” is the one shining star on an otherwise “okay” album. “White Sky” and fan-favorite “Diplomat’s Son” temporarily hold my interest, but neither sucks the listener in as much as “Giving Up.” The stop and go beat behind Ezra’s singing is just another example of contrast that the band uses. While the song alone is superb, the music video depicting Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Lil Jon battling a woman in a tennis tournament officiated by RZA takes the cake.

5. “Oxford Comma,” Vampire Weekend

I hated this song the first time I heard it. I can’t really remember why. I think I was just put off by the fact that the song is about an English grammar rule, but then again, they are Ivy League boys. When going back through the albums one by one, though, “Oxford Comma” stood out to me. It’s genius, using the pointless nature of an oxford comma as a microcosm for not giving a fuck about anything. The song is also just so melodically pleasing. It reaches its peak form when Ezra asks, “Why would you lie ‘bout how much coal you have?,” a reference to an example used by English teachers to render the oxford comma necessary (“I have 100 pounds of iron, 50 pounds of gold and coal” vs. “I have 100 pounds of iron, 50 pounds of gold, and coal”).

6. “Diane Young,” Modern Vampires of the City

This album is the story of two very different women. Hannah Hunt is the girl you pine over, write love letters to, and eventually experience your first heartbreak over. Diane Young on the other hand is the eccentric wild-card you meet at a bar one night, the mysterious girl whose ambiguity is too strong to ignore. While the former is a safe bet, the latter offers a risk too tempting not to take—a risk that may leave you “dying young.” 

7. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa,” Vampire Weekend

The reason I love this song and believe it to be better than “A-Punk” is for one reason and one reason only: the anticipation. Listen to “God” by John Lennon and you’ll understand what I mean. In the philosophical ex-Beatle’s solo track, Lennon promptly lists 15 things he doesn’t believe in before finally stating “I Just Believe in Me,” ending the verse. During the listing, the rhythm is repeated 15 times. It drives the listener insane, wondering when, if ever, the cycle will end. Vampire Weekend employs a similar, yet shorter version of this tactic. They open the song with eight lines of spoken dialogue, each followed by the same exact rhythmic pattern, before Ezra finally belts out “Is your bed made?” That single line is probably the most satisfactory in all of the band’s repertoire. Similar to Lennon’s “I just believe in me,” Koenig’s “Is your bed made?” relieves the audience of seconds upon seconds of pent-up frustration. 

8. “A-Punk,” Vampire Weekend

Every part of my people-pleasing subconscious wants to put this song in the top three, but I really don’t think this song is worthy of medaling. What I will say is that “A-Punk” is the safest bet to include in a top 10. Ask any Vampire Weekend fanatic to make a list like I’m doing, and I guarantee that while almost no one will have “A-Punk” in its number one spot, it will be represented overall more than any other song. There’s a reason it’s their most popular tune. It’s catchy, upbeat, and makes you want to dance. ‘Nuff said.

9. “How Long?,” Father of the Bride

While still relatively unknown, I believe this song will rise in popularity over time. It’s not as inobtrusive as “This Life,” but the random sound effects, wide variety of instruments, and shifting vocals make this song an unpredictable joy to the listener. I was particularly drawn to the third chorus when what sounds like a synthesized clapping sound effect plays on every other beat. It adds a sense of hesitation to the track, which in turn gives it character.

10. “This Life,” Father of the Bride

There is little to say about this song. It was released last April and has since racked up over 23 million plays on Spotify. It offers a fun, catchy summer vibe. Unlike most of Vampire Weekend’s material, “This Life” is one of those songs that you hear once and are immediately hooked. It’s similar to “A-Punk” in the sense that it’s accessible to the mainstream crowds, not just the diehard Vampire Weekenders.

Bonus Track: “I’m Goin’ Down,” Spotify Singles

This is originally a Bruce Springsteen song, but Vampire Weekend takes complete control of this cover. It almost sounds like a brand new composition altogether. Be sure to listen to this treat and watch out for rhythmic references to both Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” and Shakira’s “Waka Waka (This Time for Africa).”

Every Vampire Weekend Song Ranked Album by Album

1. Father of the Bride (2019)

  1. How Long?
  2. This Life
  3. Harmony Hall
  4. Jerusalem, New York, Berlin
  5. We Belong Together (feat. Danielle Haim)
  6. Unbearably White
  7. Hold You Now (feat. Danielle Haim)
  8. Bambina
  9. Stranger
  10. Big Blue
  11. Married in a Gold Rush (feat. Danielle Haim)
  12. Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacy)
  13. 2021
  14. Flower Moon (feat. Steve Lacy)
  15. Sympathy
  16. Rich Man
  17. Spring Snow
  18. My Mistake

2. Vampire Weekend (2008)

  1. Walcott
  2. Oxford Comma
  3. Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
  4. A-Punk
  5. Campus
  6. The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance
  7. I Stand Corrected
  8. M79
  9. Bryn
  10. Mansard Roof
  11. One (Blake’s Got A New Face)

3. Modern Vampires of the City (2013)

  1. Hannah Hunt
  2. Diane Young
  3. Step
  4. Unbelievers
  5. Ya Hey
  6. Don’t Lie
  7. Everlasting Arms
  8. Finger Back
  9. Worship You
  10. Obvious Bicycle
  11. Young Lion
  12. Hudson

4. Contra (2010)

  1. Giving Up the Gun
  2. White Sky
  3. I Think Ur A Contra
  4. Diplomat’s Son
  5. Holiday
  6. Cousins
  7. Run
  8. Taxi Cab
  9. Horchata
  10. California English

B-Sides and Bonus Tracks

  1. Ottoman
  2. Ladies of Cambridge
  3. Jonathan Low
  4. Giant
  5. Arrows
  6. California English, Pt. 2

Ultimate Ranking of Every Vampire Weekend Song Ever

Tier 1: Must listen to. I don’t care who you are or if you’ve ever heard of Vampire Weekend. Listen regardless. 

  1. “Hannah Hunt,” Modern Vampires of the City
  2. “Ottoman,” B-side to “Holiday”
  3. “Walcott,” Vampire Weekend
  4. “Giving Up the Gun,” Contra
  5. “Oxford Comma,” Vampire Weekend
  6. “Diane Young,” Modern Vampires of the City
  7. “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa,” Vampire Weekend
  8. “A-Punk,” Vampire Weekend
  9. “How Long?,” Father of the Bride
  10.  “This Life,” Father of the Bride
  11. “Harmony Hall,” Father of the Bride
  12. “Ladies of Cambridge,” B-side to “Mansard Roof”
  13. “Campus,” Vampire Weekend
  14. “Step,” Modern Vampires of the City
  15. “White Sky,” Contra
  16. “Unbelievers,” Modern Vampires of the City
  17. “Jerusalem, New York, Berlin,” Father of the Bride
  18. “Ya Hey,” Modern Vampires of the City
  19. “Don’t Lie,” Modern Vampires of the City                                                                                                                                                                                                     Tier 2: Highly recommend trying to appreciate if you have the time.
  20. “Jonathan Low,” The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
  21. “The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance,” Vampire Weekend
  22.  “We Belong Together (feat. Danielle Haim),” Father of the Bride
  23. “Unbearably White,” Father of the Bride
  24. “Hold You Now (feat. Danielle Haim),” Father of the Bride
  25. “Bambina,” Father of the Bride
  26. “Giant,” Bonus Track on Contra
  27. “I think Ur A Contra,” Contra
  28. “Diplomat’s Son,” Contra
  29. “I Stand Corrected,” Vampire Weekend
  30. “Everlasting Arms,” Modern Vampires of the City
  31. “Stranger,” Father of the Bride
  32. “M79,” Vampire Weekend
  33. “Holiday,” Contra
  34. “Cousins,” Contra
  35. “Big Blue,” Father of the Bride
  36. “Finger Back,” Modern Vampires of the City
  37. “Horchata,” Contra                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tier 3: Only listen to if you are a really big Vampire Weekend fan and want to branch out into some experimental territory. 
  38. “Worship You,” Modern Vampires of the City
  39. “Run,” Contra
  40. “Married in a Gold Rush (feat. Danielle Haim),” Father of the Bride
  41. “Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacy),” Father of the Bride
  42. “2021,” Father of the Bride
  43. “Obvious Bicycle,” Modern Vampires of the City
  44. “Taxi Cab,” Contra
  45. “Arrows,” Bonus Track on Vampire Weekend
  46. “Flower Moon (feat. Steve Lacy),” Father of the Bride
  47. “Bryn,” Vampire Weekend
  48. California English, Pt. 2,” B-side to “Cousins”
  49. “Young Lion,” Modern Vampires of the City
  50. “Sympathy,” Father of the Bride
  51. “Mansard Roof,” Vampire Weekend                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tier 4: I’m never going to tell someone to not listen to music, so I’ll just say that these songs exist. 
  52. “Rich Man,” Father of the Bride
  53. “Spring Snow,” Father of the Bride
  54. “California English,” Contra
  55. “Hudson,” Modern Vampires of the City
  56. “One (Blake’s Got A New Face),” Vampire Weekend
  57. “My Mistake,” Father of the Bride

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Teddy Carey

Teddy Carey Teddy is a junior and currently an Assistant Halftime Leisure Editor. He is an avid fan of Gaelic hurling and the state of Arkansas. In his free time, Teddy advocates for the raising of NBA hoops because the league is currently too easy.


14 COMMENTS ON THIS POST To “Every Vampire Weekend Song Ever, Ranked”

  1. Avatar Carter says:

    Yikes, this is rough. I want to disagree with you on a lot, but I think that because of how diverse VW’s music has gotten since the first album, no one should really agree on much. Except Young Lion and Hudson being not good. Those are the only two songs I ever skip

  2. Avatar Matt says:

    Oof, having someone rank an entire catalog of a band’s music with the lack of familiarity that this author had is….questionable.

  3. Avatar Noah says:

    Love VW. Hate this atrocious list..

  4. Avatar Sean says:

    I don’t know what I was expecting to read. But it’s kind of dumb ranking their music, in my opinion. You’re opinion is obviously going to be wildly different from other people’s.

  5. Avatar JPL says:

    You’re entitled to your opinion. But I’ll be the one to say it: your opinion sucks. Finger Back ranked at 36? That’s just disrespectful. Agree with Sean’s comment that trying to rank their music is a pointless endeavor. All their music is good for different reasons. With the obvious exception of Hannah Hunt, you seem to give more weight to their upbeat, catchy radio hits, which is fine of course. But in my opinion, some of their best music is on the bottom half of your rankings.

    One more thing before I wrap this up: Ottoman recycles lyrics from Campus, not Cape Cod.

    • Teddy Carey Teddy Carey says:

      Thanks for the feedback! They may also use lyrics from Campus in Ottoman. Not sure, but “Peter Gabriel…” is directly taken from Cape Cod.

  6. Avatar Patrick RaaBey says:

    No offence but if youre a really big vampire weekend fan you have obviously heard 2021 and sunflower.I think hes trying desperately to be too out there-Ottoman is great but certainly not the second best VW song

  7. Avatar Ryan says:

    How Long and Unbearably White are pretty clearly the worst songs on FOTB.

  8. Avatar Spiffyendo says:

    It’s OK to see what other people like and dislike about VW. We all have our favorites, which means we all have some that are less favorable. I personally love Rich Man although nobody else seems to like it. And that’s OK too.

  9. Avatar Katie says:

    The injustice to California English. I cannot believe….

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