Halftime Leisure

QUIZ: Help Us Help You

March 2, 2020

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It’s a trying time here on 37th and O. With midterms, the dreariness of late February, and the crushing sense of loneliness following Valentine’s Day, we won’t lie, we’ve been going through it. And we bet you have too. It’s hard not to feel like a crusty sponge that someone used to clean up their friend’s alcohol-poisoning induced vomit and then left to rot in the New South communal sink. But fear not! We’re here to pump some life back into you. We know you need help. A little life coaching. And we’re here to bring the heat. To rehydrate the sponge (sans vomit). Sure, we’re in no position to give any type of advice, but that doesn’t mean we won’t give it to you anyway. All you gotta do is answer a few probing questions. Help us help you.


Lucy Cook
Lucy is a senior majoring in American Studies and minoring in Creative Writing. She was cursed by an evil amulet and hence is bound to write for this paper. Lucy is the Executive Leisure Editor.

Maya Cassady
Maya is a sophomore in the College with no intention of declaring a major anytime soon. Hopefully her love of music and movies makes up for it.

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